10,001 HAND-DRAWN INSCRIPTIONS · EST. 2024
SOMEBODY DREW 10,001 OF THESE.
Bitcoin Puppets. Zero adult supervision. Find one that feels like you.
LOADING THE PILE...
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FILTER THE PILE LOADING THE PILE...
FILTER THE PILE BY TRAIT
SHOW ME MY PUPPETS.
Paste a Bitcoin address. No wallet connection, signature, or spooky permission slip - just a read-only lookup via Satflow.
See your Puppet tiers, add up the rarity points, check the mileage on every Puppet, and meet your extremely unofficial art department.
SATFLOW WILL CHECK THE ADDRESS AFTER YOU ASK.
THE BITCOIN BULLETIN.
Where the doodles change hands. Look first, then send it.
BUY THE ONE THAT STARES BACK.
FRESHLY ADOPTED ● CONNECTING
LOADING RECENT PUPPET SALES…
PUPPET SALE PULSE
EVERY PUPPET SALE ON RECORD, ONE DOT EACH.
Price is shown in the selected display currency. Busy windows turn into dust plus a median line, with the wildest 1% pinned to the edges. Older history can lag a few hours. Not a floor-price index, not financial advice.
Info fetched from Satflow, ORD.NET and Ordinals Wallet. It can lag, so verify before acting. NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
THE ODD ONES.
Trait counts calculated directly from the canonical 10,001-Puppet collection file.
This ain't a leaderboard for tiny numbers. The trait spread stays deliberately close so the pile keeps its variety, enough odd details to make every Puppet feel distinct without turning the collection into a handful of winners and a crowd of extras. Browse the looks, follow the feeling, and find the one that feels like your Puppet. No cap.
COUNTING THE WEIRD STUFF…
| TRAIT VALUE | OWNED BY | COLLECTION SHARE | RARITY METER |
|---|
- NICE DOODLE
- EXTRA SAUCE
- ART HAPPENED
- HANG IT UP
- CALL THE LOUVRE
- MUSEUM HEIST
NICE DOODLE? CALL THE LOUVRE? SHOW ME THE PUPPET MATH.
Rarer traits earn more points: collection size divided by each trait’s count, added across all six traits. Open a card’s score to see the ingredients. Counts come from the collection file, just like the rarity table on this page.
Across the whole collection: Nice Doodle is the bottom 50% by score, Extra Sauce the next 25%, Art Happened the next 15%, Hang It Up the next 9%, Call the Louvre the next 0.8%, and Museum Heist the top 0.2%. Equal scores stay together, so tier sizes can vary. Filtering and mixing never change a Puppet’s tier.
Trait rarity, not a price tag or an art grade. EVERY DOODLE DESERVES A FRIDGE.
- FRESH OUT THE SHED
- ONE OWNER, CLEAN TITLE
- GENTLY YEETED
- ROAD TRIPPER
- FTG · FOR THE GANG
- PERMANENT TOUR
WHAT IS MILEAGE? WHY IS THAT PUPPET "FOR THE GANG"?
Mileage counts how many times a Puppet has been sold according to ORD.NET. Every card wears a slab label above the art, graded-card style: Puppet number and rarity chip on the left, a cert line (the first 8 characters of the inscription ID - paste it into the puppet # search in the filters to find that exact Puppet), and the sales count graded on the right. Grade colours run backwards: fewer sales, rarer colour. Permanent Tour Puppets get a star. The chip next to the number is the keeper grade: trait points × a stay-put bonus (×2 for zero sales down to ×0.9 for Permanent Tour), ranked across the whole collection. Fridge Door is the bottom half, then Frame It, Glass Case, Family Heirloom, Vault Piece, and Holy Grail for the top 0.2%. Same colours as the trait tiers, and the card’s WHY? shows the maths. Hover the grade for the odometer story. The same slab shows up on Wallet Window cards and the offer wall. More sales, more miles, more stories.
- 0 sales · Fresh Out the Shed - never flipped. Gold, plus a star: the rarest miles are no miles.
- 1 sale · One Owner, Clean Title - adopted once. Orange.
- 2–3 sales · Gently Yeeted - been around the block. Purple.
- 4–6 sales · Road Tripper - has seen some wallets. Blue.
- 7–11 sales · FTG · For the Gang - everybody had a turn. Green.
- 12+ sales · Permanent Tour - lives on the mempool. White.
Sales on record, not raw transfers: gifts, self-sends, and wallet shuffles are invisible here, and ORD.NET data can lag. Mileage is a story stat, not a price signal, not on-chain proof of anything.
KEEP YOURSELF BUSY.
SHED RADIO · PLEASE NO REQUESTS
WHO HAS THE AUX?
The DJ has headphones. That counts as qualified.
0:00PLAYBACK // MP30:00
NOW PLAYING:
LOADING THE
PIXEL TRACKS...
UNTANGLING THE AUX CORD…
RANDOM PUPPET · ZERO SCIENCE
THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE YOU
DIGGING THROUGH THE PILE…
WHO'S YOUR PUPPET?
10,001 weird little possibilities.
Any resemblance is entirely the button’s fault.
STRAIGHT FROM THE RABBIT EARS
DON’T TOUCH THE ANTENNA
OFF AIRTHE PUPPETS ATE THE TAPES.
CHANNELS
TUNING THE RABBIT EARS…
We finally got a picture. Nobody move. Click a channel to play.
KEEP THE DEAL. PASS THE CRAYONS.
Basic tools. A suspicious amount of effort. One artist drawing Puppets because they needed to exist. Now they're inscribed on Bitcoin. Please don't make them attend a meeting.
No roadmap, promises, or utility costume. The art is the whole thing. The connection you make with it is yours.
THE PUPPETS HAVE NOTHING TO PITCH.
ON COLLABS, OR THE LACK THEREOF
NO COLLABS.
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
This is one artist's vision, not a committee decision. I want the Puppets to follow their own strange little instincts, not somebody else's launch calendar.
A collab can look like a win-win and still turn the art into an ad. Trade some attention. Chase a trend. Sand off the bits that don't fit. More eyeballs isn't a good enough reason to lose the plot.
So, no collabs. No borrowing somebody else's spotlight. No turning a Puppet into a perk for another project. I'd rather make something honest than something strategically visible.
Between the artist and the person who connects with the work, there's already something worth keeping. It doesn't need a brand deal standing in the middle.
MAKE ART. NOT SYNERGIES.
THE GOSPEL OF WORLD PEACE.
Somewhere between the carpet, the shed, and the Bitcoin blockchain, somebody left this here. Read it large. Keep it weird.
OPEN THE FULL MANIFESTO ↗
"NO ROADMAP.
JUST PIXELS
FOREVER."
JUST PIXELS
FOREVER."
THE OFFICIAL
PIXEL EXPRESSION →
PIXEL EXPRESSION →
MADE BAD. MADE FOREVER.
Bitcoin Puppets are an Ordinals collection. Each hand-drawn Puppet is inscribed directly onto Bitcoin: serious technology, proudly unserious art.
What is an ordinal?
A chunk of digital stuff attached to a Bitcoin sat. In this case: Puppet art.
Where did the Puppets come from?
From the fringes of the karmic grid, basic tools, too much effort, and an undoxxed artist called fou. Before this pile there was O.P.I.U.M.: 777 hand puppets, equally strange, already wandering the chain.
Why are the traits so oddly specific?
Because lore is not focus-grouped. Somebody says “trac pipe,” somebody gets a mug that says “Coffee Time” instead of “Rise and Grind,” and suddenly it belongs in the permanent Puppet filing cabinet.
Is there a roadmap?
No. No promises, no guarantees, no quarterly earnings call, no board of directors. These are not playthings or a goddamn corporation. They are art sitting on Bitcoin forever.
Can anyone make Puppet stuff?
Yes. All rights reversed. Make the meme, make the shirt, make a weird derivative, puppetize your life. Just do not arrive asking where the utility department is.
Why does everyone say “send them to zero”?
Because this is the only place where success gets a sarcastic foot-stomp. “I was promised zero” means nobody handed you a brochure full of expectations. Enjoy the ride, peaceful little chaos agent.
Where do I get a Puppet?
On one of the marketplaces on the Market page, if one picks you.
ONE PUPPET. ALL THE HATS.
No sprawling corporate org chart in this shed. Just one puppet making the art and wearing every damn hat.
diamond hands. absolutely no lifting.
THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT
foufoufou67
- CHIEF PUPPET ENGINEER
- CHIEF EXECUTIVE OF VIBES
- CHIEF MS PAINT MENACE
- HEAD OF YAP & PROPAGANDA
WHO DREW ALL THIS?
MEET FOU.
Amsterdam born and raised. He picked up a crayon one day and never put it down. Every attempt to make him has failed.
In crypto since the BTC-e days, which in internet years makes him roughly a fossil. When NFTs hit Ethereum, his two hobbies finally collided: internet money and making art nobody asked for. Trading was never the play. His charts look worse than his drawings.
First came lasogette. Then O.P.I.U.M. Then 10,001 Bitcoin Puppets and a whole culture nobody planned, pitched or put on a slide.
No donations. No coin. No “big things coming.” Nothing extracted, nothing promised, nothing hidden behind a whitelist. Just the art, that darn smile, and one guy who physically cannot stop drawing.
The FUD never let up. Don't draw that. It'll dilute this. Is that a new collection? No, it was a drawing. He kept going anyway.
Then the old account went dark so he could invest in some happiness IRL: touching grass, full time. He came back on a new account, crayons first, smile intact. You can't keep a Puppet down.
UNGOVERNABLE. UNDEFEATED. SLIGHTLY SMUDGED.